I Stab People For A Living Design
Share bold workplace humor with our hilariously honest DTF transfer for t-shirt featuring "I Stab People For A Living" with cheeky phlebotomist messaging. This boldly funny DTF transfer ready to press design uses direct humor to describe the reality of phlebotomy work, perfect for creating conversation-starting apparel that gets laughs from fellow healthcare workers who understand the job.
Product Features:
- DTF prints ready to press - no cutting, weeding, or additional materials needed
- Boldly humorous pre made DTF transfers with direct messaging typography and witty medical graphics
- Works perfectly on cotton, polyester, and cotton blend fabrics
- Professional-grade adhesive for durable, long-lasting results
- Soft hand feel that maintains garment comfort and flexibility
Simple Application:
These DTF transfer sheets apply easily with a heat press or household iron. Perfect for all experience levels! Need step-by-step help? Our comprehensive DTF application guide provides detailed instructions for professional results.
What's Included:
- Premium DTF transfers with "I Stab People For A Living" design
- Clear protective carrier film for accurate positioning
- Complete application instructions with temperature settings
Perfect For Creating:
Design boldly humorous healthcare apparel with these ready to press DTF transfers applications. Works wonderfully on t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, tank tops, and more. Perfect for phlebotomists with bold humor, healthcare workers who appreciate direct jokes, medical professionals who aren't afraid to laugh about their job description, or anyone who enjoys getting reactions with honest workplace humor.
Heat Press Settings:
- Heat Press: 300°F for 15 seconds, medium pressure
- Household Iron: High heat (no steam) for 15-20 seconds
Need sizing help? Download our free DTF sizing ruler for perfect placement every time. Calculate your project costs with our DTF profit calculator tool.
Alternative Application: Want to try a household iron instead? Check out our guide on how to press DTF transfers with an iron. Need help choosing the right size? Our DTF sizing guide for t-shirts has you covered.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Turn garment inside out before washing to preserve your custom DTF transfer designs and maintain the bold humor and witty messaging. Learn about compatible fabrics for DTF transfers for best results.
More Healthcare Collections: Browse our complete humorous healthcare professional designs or explore more bold medical career designs for sharing direct workplace humor and getting laughs from fellow healthcare workers.
😂 Bold Humor: Perfect for healthcare professionals who aren't afraid to laugh about their job description and get reactions with honest workplace humor! Find more project ideas and application techniques in our Mugsie Academy! Explore our complete DTF Resource Library for tips and tricks.
Make a bold statement with our premium "I Stab People For A Living" ready to press DTF transfers. Perfect for phlebotomists with bold humor, healthcare workers who appreciate direct jokes, or getting laughs with honest job descriptions. Order your I Stab People For A Living DTF transfer today!
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DTF Transfer FAQs
Yes — all of our DTF prints arrive 100% ready-to-press. No weeding, no masking, no prep work needed. Simply place the design and press.
Apply at 285–305°F for 20–25 seconds, peel hot or cold, then press again for 5 seconds.
Works with most flat heat presses. For detailed pressure and troubleshooting instructions, see our guide:
DTF prints are extremely durable and typically last 50+ washes when applied correctly.
Wash inside-out in cold water and avoid harsh detergents to maximize longevity.
Yes! You can upload your own artwork and order custom gang sheets or single transfers.
Clilck HERE to create a custom Gang Sheet
Yes — Cricut users love DTF!
You do not cut the transfer with your Cricut. Simply use your heat press to apply it to your product.
Yes, an iron can work for one-off projects, but for the best long-term results, a heat press is strongly recommended.
If you use an iron:
- Set it to the highest cotton setting (no steam)
- Press firmly using your body weight
- Apply even pressure across the entire design
- Move the iron in small sections to maintain heat
A proper heat press ensures consistent temperature and pressure for longer-lasting, professional results.
DTF transfers work on almost all fabrics, including:
- Cotton
- Polyester
- Cotton/poly blends
- Canvas
- Triblends
- Fleece
- Nylon (with care)
They also apply beautifully to light and dark colors.
Yes — all transfers are printed in the USA at our production facility with high-quality inks and film.


